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Future shock: Glow-in-the-dark mashed potatoes and other 2050 holiday nightmares

Future shock: Glow-in-the-dark mashed potatoes and other 2050 holiday nightmares

(Where your turkey has no parents and your mashed potatoes glow like they escaped from a nuclear facility… A satirical look at the future of Thanksgiving) Welcome to Thanksgiving in the year 2050… where the food looks like it survived a lab accident, the holiday atmosphere is pre-sterilized, and the dinner table is smarter than […]